** 60 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) **

1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 
2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 
3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted 
4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case 
5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents 
6. Farmer Bill Dies in House 
7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms 
8. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? 
9. Stud Tires Out 
10. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope 
11. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over 
12. Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again 
13. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands 
14. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms 
15. Eye Drops off Shelf 
16. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids 
17. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead 
18. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim 
19. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66 
20. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax 
21. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told 
22. Miners Refuse to Work after Death 
23. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 
24. Stolen Painting Found by Tree 
25. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies 
26. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter 
27. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years 
28. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One 
29. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in `84 
30. War Dims Hope for Peace 
31. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While 
32. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures 
33. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide 
34. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge 
35. Deer Kill 17,000 
36. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead 
37. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge 
38. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 
39. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft 
40. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 
41. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy 
42. Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire 
43. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply 
44. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood 
45. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees 
46. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half 
47. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies 
48. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing 
49. Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing 
50. Air Head Fired 
51. Steals Clock, Faces Time 
52. Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff 
53. Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni 
54. Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board 
55. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors 
56. Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction 
57. Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training 
58. Include your Children When Baking Cookies 
59. 4-H Girls Win Prizes for Fat Calves 
60. Sir Vivian Fuchs off to Antarctica